Keifus Writes!: Blogger's Résumé

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Blogger's Résumé

Blogging bores you;
Email's choked with spam;
The news depresses you;
And op-eds ain't worth a damn.
Titillation is nsfw-al;
The boards are full of jerks;
Facebook quizzes are awful;
You might as well work.

(with apologies, etc.)

11 comments:

MichaelRyerson said...: yeah.; 3:55 PM
Keifus said...: no kidding.

It occurred to me an hour later that I could have rhymed "awful" with "ROTFL", but you know, the perfect is the enemy of the ...well, this anyway.

K; 6:37 AM
Michael said...: Many times I've looked at the pile of paperwork on my desk, then at a BotF front page and wondered which, if given the proper attention will make tomorrow go more smoothly. So I start to clear off the clutter one sheet at a time, but then I decide to check out Keifus Writes, and Switters, and a few others. Next thing you know, I haven't finished anything. I'll get to it tomorrow.; 10:32 AM
Keifus said...: I complain about my job a lot, but I'm lucky that I can sort of get away with that sort of thing. (So much writing to do, so easy to fake.)

I feel bad about your options. I feel so "off" lately and switters is about as easy to spot as Zeus-Boy. And work, well...

I owe you a better comment over on your place.; 4:48 PM
catnapping said...: I didn't come here expecting poetry. And I wasn't disappointed.

(god I hope that's as funny on paper as it is in my head.)

cat ♥ bad poetry.; 8:04 PM
Keifus said...: Meant to be obvious, but I stole a famous poem (http://www.breakoutofthebox.com/resume.htm) and then *made* it bad, in my own rofl way.

(Owe you a comment too); 10:31 PM
bright said...: keifus poetry ftw.

(cat, that was funny, also.); 10:27 AM
twif said...: isn't that what web comics are for?; 11:23 AM
Archaeopteryx said...: Indeed.; 8:30 PM
Cindy said...: And, you got to use those fancy accents.

Fiction, poetry and literary reviews all in one blog - oh my!

When are you going to start posting recipes!!??

You'll be the new one-stop-shop for all of us, and we can bypass that old BOTF swamp! :)

But, at this point, I do have to get some recipes from M2.; 9:55 AM
Keifus said...: The recipes I post have to better than the poetry.

K (I have a limited range, really); 7:15 AM